Bits of Life.

If we can’t make you into metrosexuals, then we will make you into crab people!

“

Busby - Get a big black dildo, then guys wouldn’t compare anyway

Amy - Talking from experience?

Busby - Mines white

Busby - and attached

Busby - and no one compares

Amy - Hahahhaaha

Busby - BOOM

safety blanket girlfriend.

“

Busby - WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIT!

Busby - It’s not hard to be good.

Busby - I know I’m telling you… who’s a little ball of evil but…. STILL!

Amy - I could be worse, at least I’m nice to you.

Amy - … Just be grateful for that.

Busby - No one’s coming near my testicles unless they’re naked and hot

Busby - Wait!

Busby - And a woman

Amy - Hahaha nice save, I like how the woman part was your last choice though, naked, hot and oh yeah a woman

Yes, please keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested….

“

3rd night awake… Someone kill me please.

Lesbophile.

So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.

Amy.
Almost 26.
Mother to the strangest 3 year old I've ever met.
5 brothers.
English.
Rarely sleep.
Drink too much.
Awful taste in men.
Great taste in shoes.
I adore being drunk,
fits of giggles,
My family,
My asexual friend Busby,
music from my teens,
Old Disney,
french films,
short girls,
Stephen Fry,
Southpark,
red nails
& dark comedy.
Slipknot,
Libertines,
Incubus,
The Kinks,
Ben Harper makes me cry.
I hate dubstep,
being let down,
boy bands,
salmon,
Scrubs,
bad eyebrows,
guys in skinny jeans,
Will Ferrell
& sambuca.

"Actual happiness looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn’t nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamor of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."

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